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Re: Joke/pun thread

Post by Sheepolution » Thu Feb 26, 2015 12:14 am

Jasoco wrote:
norubal wrote:Why C## dose not exist?
Because C## got ##nated. (hash-hash-nated.)
I don't get it. What's a hashnated and doesn't the # stand for "sharp"?
Assassinated. It's not a very good joke lol.

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Re: Joke/pun thread

Post by norubal » Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:03 am

Sheepolution wrote:
Jasoco wrote:
norubal wrote:Why C## dose not exist?
Because C## got ##nated. (hash-hash-nated.)
I don't get it. What's a hashnated and doesn't the # stand for "sharp"?
Assassinated. It's not a very good joke lol.
I admit that I'm very bad at joke :oops:

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Re: Joke/pun thread

Post by Robin » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:23 am

I didn't get it either. It might have worked better as ##inated (but of course the fact that C# is pronounced See Sharp doesn't help.)
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Post by davisdude » Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:49 am

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Re: Joke/pun thread

Post by T-Bone » Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:22 am

This is the right time if the year for this joke:

Q: How does Melisandre get to school?
A: On her R'hollorblades!

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Re: Joke/pun thread

Post by jjmafiae » Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:33 pm

Why can't lua devs sit down ?

BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAVE TABLES! XD

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Re: Joke/pun thread

Post by Bindie » Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:43 pm

"To abandon life for games or games for life, that is the question."

Does anybody feel the same way?

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Re: Joke/pun thread

Post by iPoisonxL » Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:20 am

jjmafiae wrote:Why can't lua devs sit down ?

BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAVE TABLES! XD
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Re: Joke/pun thread

Post by davisdude » Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:24 pm

I guess this doesn't have to be programming puns, so here goes nothing:

There was a famous director on the way to play a symphony at a prestigious concert hall. On the way there, he got struck by lightning. Luckily, however, he lived and was able to pull off a stunning symphony and received a standing ovation.
The next week he was booked for another concert. He was on his way to the concert hall, when another bolt of lightning struck him. Once again, he lived, although he was a good deal frightened and disconcerted. He once again had a stunning concert with a standing ovation.
As a director, he naturally had many concerts to direct, so you wouldn't be surprised to learn that the next week he also had a concert. You would be surprised, maybe even shocked to learn that he got struck by lightning on the way to this one too, and lived. He comes to the concert hall and has another breath-taking concert. At the end of the night, a reporter asked him,
"Say, why have you looked so disheveled these last few performances?"
To which he replied,
"Well, you might not believe it, but I've been struck by lightning every night before the concert!"
The reporter was taken aback, and asked,
"Wow! And you still managed to make it to the concert? How did you manage to live through every one?"
To which he replied,
"Some call it luck, some call it fate. As for me, I guess I'm just a good conductor!"
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Re: Joke/pun thread

Post by Asincll » Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:32 am

How many programmers is needed to change a light bulb?

none, that's a hardware problem.

and one more

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

He wanted to be a pop star.

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